24 points for MH vs AK

It's not just business. Other matters also counts. Oh yes, some clarification: Malaysia Airlines (MH), AirAsia (AK). All are based on my personal account.
MH (Malaysia Airlines)

1. Malaysia's flag carrier. Partly funded by the Government through Khazanah Nasional.
2. Having a Sarawakian as the MD a.k.a CEO. So proud la gua.
3. One of the best six airlines in the world by Skytrax. Betullah.
4. Used to have proper meal set. Sekarang no more la. Bland taste and snack box some more. And plastic cutlery.
5. Main operator of Boeing 737-300 in Malaysia. Should be written off already. Too old. Change la.
6. Still the best option for overseas (long distance) flights.
7. A popular airlines among scale-model aircraft collectors. Like me. Lots of models and scales are available.
8. Will fly their first Airbus A380-800 "Superjumbo" by 2011.
9. No selling of their merchandise onboard.
10. This has to agree: their stewardess. Decent-looking, best hospitality, wear kebaya some more. And pretty. And sexy as well. You never know. Can see high slits up to their thighs lor.
11. Has three main subsidiaries: MASkargo, Firefly (FY) and MASwings (MH).
12. No delays, fully serviced and maintain professionalism.

AK (AirAsia)

1. Malaysia's first low-cost carrier. Privately funded. Also the best LCC in Asia.
2. Having an ex-showbiz boss as CEO. Tak kisah ler.
3. The BEST low-cost carrier airline. No doubt about it.
4. Sells food and drinks onboard. Although quite expensive, I like its nasi lemak and nasi beriyani. Delicious.
5. Main operator of B737's competitor, the Airbus A320-200. Best proven with better fuel efficiency, bigger cabin and more comfort. That's why they retire all their old B737s. Syabas!
6. The best option to fly to nearby countries. And to Australia. All with cheap prices.
7. Still hard to get their scale-model aircraft. Can only buy them at LCCT and onboard only.
8. Will fly to London Stansted (STN) by March 2009 on their newly refurbished Airbus A330-300.
9. They sells merchandise onboard. Proud to wear their products.
10. This has to agree as well: their stewardess. Red in colour, pretty, sexier with skirts and perfumes. And sport crew wings on their chest.
11. Has three sister companies under one big umbrella: Thai AirAsia (FD), Indonesia AirAsia (QZ) dan AirAsia X (D7). Lagi hebat.
12. Plague with delays. Maximum turnaround time utilised and more less formal approach is preferred.

Clear, aren't they? Khallas.